As a member of the most lambasted sign of the zodiac (admit it -- you think we're spineless jellyfish, don't you? C'mon, this comp even has a track by Jellyfish!) I am most honored and flattered to see the compliments to our good nature and gentle spirit reflected here in such pleasant and powerful numbers as Otis Redding's "Try a Little Tenderness" and Andrew Gold's "Thank You for Being a Friend." And yes, you can indeed lean on us as Club Nouveau exhorts you to, and depend on our spirit of forgiveness as referred to in the Jellyfish track.
But I'm going to be honest. We Pisceans are a little ticked off. And we're not going to take it anymore. We've been taken advantage of. We've been stroked and cooed over, then left for dead after we show you the totality of our emotions. You just can't deal with the eternal, can you? You think you can just ignore us and go party with those other, more epidermal signs? You just lose your marbles when the conversation stops bein' all shallow? Huh? You think we're in this for our health? Well, on behalf of fellow Pisceans Robyn Hitchcock, Johnny Cash, Peter Wolf, and Kurt Cobain (hah! We got Kurt! Suckers!), watch your back, 'cause our little twin guppies are mutating into sharks, baby, and there ain't nothin' you can do about it!
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